Anti Pick Up Lines

The complete opposite of pick up lines - Insulting instead of complimenting!

Anti Pick Up Lines

From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.