Rodney Dangerfield: The Man of a 1001 One liners!

Joke: The 10 Second Rule

Two friends go skydiving. This is the first solo jump for the both of them. The plane lifts off and the instructor gives them their last instructions:

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Joke: When God Was Handing Out Attributes...

God is handing out characteristics to all of the animals, and he's getting close to the end of the list. All the animals have picked except the lions, the beavers, and the pigs. God looks up from the list and says "Who wants courage?"

Joke: Different Governments Divide a Cow

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

Joke: The Old Man, the Moped and the Ferrari

An old man pulls up next to a limited-edition Ferrari at some traffic lights. The driver immediately begins to show him the car, before he decides to floor it..

Joke: Are Relations Work or Play?

A man wonders if having relations on the Sabbath...

Joke: Like My Sister

Three little boys are walking home from school when they notice a red Ferrari parked at the side of the road. They start discussing how they'll buy their own...

Joke: Grandma and Her Boyfriend

A little girl is asking her single grandmother why she doesn't have a boyfriend, and her grandma replies that her TV is enough. Suddenly, the doorbell rings...

Joke: The Soldier, The Sergeant and Reincarnation

A soldier is reading a book while off duty, when he sees his sergeant coming. Everyone hated sergeant Thompson, he always had a big stick up his bum.

Joke: A Black Cat With a White Spot

Kent and Bob were talking.

Joke: A Ghostly Advice

When I was about 7 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a co-worker of his, someone I didn't even know.

Joke: The Panhandling Experts

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town.

Classic Comedy: Your Majesty, Avoid Mr. Bean!

It's hard to imagine why the Queen would ever want to meet Mr. Bean. I mean, I know he's funny, but...she's the Queen! This will not end well!

Joke: How to Avoid Execution

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.

Joke: A Medical Opinion About Brexit

Should Brexit take place? The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves...

Joke: The Smartest Dog in the World

A dog pays a visit to the butcher complete with a note in his mouth that asks for lamb chops. The butcher is dumbfounded...

Joke: A Call to the Librarian

A librarian is woken up in the middle of the night by a phone call.

Joke: The Best Way to Return a Shirt

I went with a friend to buy a grey cotton sweatshirt...

Costumed Adventures are Just a Daily Game For This Grandma

This super viral duo of grandmother and grandson share an adorable relationship of costumed fun to share in social media

Joke: Fishing vs. Dating

Why is FISHING better than DATING? WELL...

Joke: The Hilarious Idiosyncrasies of English

English is a funny language, wouldn't you say?

Joke: A Fresh Cup of Coffee

A young man dressed walks tall through the doors of the local coffee shop one Sunday morning

Joke: The Priest and the Lucky Horses

One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt...

Joke: Three Couples on Their Honeymoons

Three couples check into a hotel for their honeymoons.