Wondering

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
My ex just sneezed and I accidentally said "bless you"
Now she just staring at the bushes confused wondering who said that.
I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering... do I keep the letters?
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
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