How do you call football without shoes?
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
Why are men se*ier than women? You can't spell se*y without xy. Why are men like lawn mowers? They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells and don't work half the time!
What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
Steve Martin
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
Oscar Wilde
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
Charlie Chaplin
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.
The superconductor left without resistance.
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads.
I got shafted.
Have you heard of the story about the campanologist without arms?
Doesn't ring a bell.
A person without arms and a knife in their mouth is still technically armed,
but only to the teeth.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.