Without Jokes

Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
We were both born without clothes.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
A day without you is like a night without the moon.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I am a pharmacist, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.
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