Without Jokes

Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
“Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.”
― Unknown
“A party without a cake is really just a meeting.”
― Julia Child
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”
― Bill Murray
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
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