Why are men se*ier than women? You can't spell se*y without xy. Why are men like lawn mowers? They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells and don't work half the time!
Have you heard of the story about the campanologist without arms?
Doesn't ring a bell.
A person without arms and a knife in their mouth is still technically armed,
but only to the teeth.
How do you call football without shoes?
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.
The superconductor left without resistance.
What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads.
I got shafted.
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
Steve Martin
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
Oscar Wilde
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
Charlie Chaplin
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.