Wide

Hope you’re wide open on [date].
There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
Were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.
There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
Were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web.
Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? a $100 bill.
World is vast and wide.
So much out there to explore.
Right now, let's eat lunch.
A lady sees a cowboy and says "are you really a cowboy?" The cowboy says "why yes mame, born and raised right here in Montana and have worked on the ranch since I was knee high to a pup."

The woman says " I've always wondered why cowboys always wear those big hats." The wide brim keeps the sun off'aya when it's hot and the rain off'aya when it rain'n."

"Why do you all wear vests?" Well mame, it keeps ya warm when it's cold but it leaves your arms free for rope'n and work'n."

"What about the chaps? " "They keep the burrs and brambles off'a ya."

She says "that all makes perfect sense, but what I don't understand is why you'd wear tennis shoes."

"Aww, that's easy, that's so folks don't mistake us for TRUCKERS!"
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide.