Why Jokes

Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because youโ€™re the sunshine.
Starlight, Starbright, why donโ€™t you come home with me tonight!
My entire family keeps asking why Iโ€™m still single. Want to help me change that?
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Why donโ€™t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? Itโ€™s a grain. Itโ€™s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem."
โ€“ James Patterson
โ€œIf weโ€™re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?โ€
โ€• Unknown
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
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