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What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
George Burns
“I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.”
Unknown
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights.
Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake?
He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.
A knew a guy with such a bad gambling addiction, that he gambled his arms, legs, and torso away.
I told him to quit while he was a head.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights.
A Zebra said to a Lion “Let’s swap roles for a while."
The Lion said “ I’m game!”.
The school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, while the locomotive says “Choo Choo Choo!”
Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coroner’s office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.
. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,

“Nobody puts baby in a coroner.”
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
Some say that puns aren't very funny, while others take them very seriously...
I guess the one thing we can all agree on is that puns are no joke.