Where Jokes

Why do gardeners plant bulbs? So the worms can see where theyโ€™re going.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
"Real gardeners buy at least ten thousand plants in the course of a lifetime without having the least idea where they'll put any of them when they get home."
โ€” Anonymous
"I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!"
- Steven Wright
"The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig."
- Texas Bix Bender, Don't Throw in the Trowel
Why donโ€™t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
My son asked me where the pan was.
I told him, naturally, it went on a wok.
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole timeโ€ฆ
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Okay, hereโ€™s the deal: Iโ€™ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where weโ€™ll be having frozen pizza.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
โ€œIโ€™m glad I donโ€™t have to hunt my own food, I donโ€™t even know where sandwiches live.โ€
โ€• Unknown
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