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Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains?
King's Crustation.
My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.
Where do flies go for a holiday?
Flywaii.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
Where do you find giant snails? At the end of giants fingers!
Where do gay physicists have s*x?
In the Large Hardon Collider.
I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics...
But graphing is where I draw the line!
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
Where do restless travelers like to go?
To Rome.
Where did Lisa go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Heisenberg was speeding down the highway. A cop pulls him over and says "Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg says, "No, but I knew where I was."
I can remember where I got married.
I can remember when I got married.
I just can’t remember why.
Where do dolphin races end?
Dolphinish line!