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Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
You know where to best find music? Between the sheets.
“I’m glad I don’t have to hunt my own food, I don’t even know where sandwiches live.”
― Unknown
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
"Real gardeners buy at least ten thousand plants in the course of a lifetime without having the least idea where they'll put any of them when they get home."
— Anonymous
"I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!"
- Steven Wright
"The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig."
- Texas Bix Bender, Don't Throw in the Trowel
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