When Jokes

Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
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