When Jokes

When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you're done eating you'll be nice and stuffy.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
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