We Jokes

I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
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