We Jokes

For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?
Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause, the thought of hooking up with you is running through my mind like crazy.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
If you watch the fireworks with me, we could make our own spark.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
We were both born without clothes.
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