Wars Jokes

Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Did you know Chuck Norris was in every star wars movie?
He played the force.
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one"
Spouses are like world wars.
You never refer to them as the "first" until there's a second.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
I was caught smuggling a taco into the new star wars movie...
...they now call me Rogue Juan
My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
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