Wanting Jokes

A young gourmet dining at Crewe,
Found a rather large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, Don't shout,
And wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one, too.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
"I have successfully completed the thirty-year transition from wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed." - Unknown
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
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