Wanting Jokes

Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
A young gourmet dining at Crewe,
Found a rather large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, Don't shout,
And wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one, too.
"I have successfully completed the thirty-year transition from wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed." - Unknown
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
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