โSomeone asked me why women donโt gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we donโt have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, womenโs total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.โ โ Gloria Steinem
โA true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.โ โ Len Wein
โA true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.โ โ Bernard Meltzer
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โA true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.โ โ Bernard Meltzer
โA messy house is a mustโit separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!โ โ Jennifer Wilson
A woman was sued by a man for defamation of character. He charged that she had called him a pig. She was found guilty and fined.
After the trial, she asked the judge: "Does this mean I cannot call Mr. Johnson a pig?"
The judge said that was true.
"Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mr. Johnson?" asked the woman.
The judge replied that she could indeed call a pig Mr. Johnson with no fear of being charged with a crime.
The woman turned, looked directly at Mr. Johnson, and said, "Good afternoon, Mr. Johnson."
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A woman was sued by a man for defamation of character. He charged that she had called him a pig. She was found guilty and fined.
After the trial, she asked the judge: "Does this mean I cannot call Mr. Johnson a pig?"
The judge said that was true.
"Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mr. Johnson?" asked the woman.
The judge replied that she could indeed call a pig Mr. Johnson with no fear of being charged with a crime.
The woman turned, looked directly at Mr. Johnson, and said, "Good afternoon, Mr. Johnson."
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