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Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don’t have it.
A woman gets into an accident while driving. She tries to explain to the officer that it wasn’t her fault. She says the other guy was drinking and on his phone! The officer looks at the lady and says, "Mam, he could do that in his own backyard.”
Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?
Because X marks the spot
April Fools Day: The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Juvenile Court Tries Shooting Defendant
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“When an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.”—Kristan Higgins
A man likes sending random stuff to his friends through the mail because he finds it funny.
This particular time the man takes some lettuce to the post office to ship to a friend from back home.
He tries to package it up but it won't fit unless he cuts it into smaller peices. He cuts it up and stuffs it in a large envelope, however he forgets to write out and attach a shipping label. He doesn't realize his mistake at the time and brings it to the counter to send.

The postal workers says: "You can't send a salad like that, it needs adressing".
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
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