Traveling Jokes

What did the elf tell its friends when they were traveling?
"Let’s take an elfie."
Cows that travel alone?

Never herd of them!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You’re traveling the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say “Terry? That’s a girls name!” He pulls out his gun and shoots you.
You have died from dissin' Terry.
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
I was gonna tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
A Mathematician, an engineer and a physicist were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.

“Aha”, says the engineer, “I see that Scottish sheep are black.”

“Hmm”, says the physicist, “You mean that some Scottish sheep are black”.

“No”, says the mathematician, “All we know is that there is at least one sheep in Scotland, and that at least one side of that one sheep is black!”
A man and a woman were traveling in a train.
Woman : "Every time you smile,feel like inviting you to my place. "
Man: "Oh really? Are you single?"
Woman: "No. I'm a dentist."
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
Once upon a time, there was a king who loved traveling through tunnels. The people gave him the name: Alex-Under."
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
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