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Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
"As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife."
"My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass." - Leslie Grimutter
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause, the thought of hooking up with you is running through my mind like crazy.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
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