How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?
He puts it through his loops
I really have to force myself to get through this book on friction.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
A Mathematician, an engineer and a physicist were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.

“Aha”, says the engineer, “I see that Scottish sheep are black.”

“Hmm”, says the physicist, “You mean that some Scottish sheep are black”.

“No”, says the mathematician, “All we know is that there is at least one sheep in Scotland, and that at least one side of that one sheep is black!”
You're so ugly when you were a baby your mother breastfed you through a straw.
What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum? A chew-chew train.

How do locomotives hear? Through the engineers!
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
I was driving through the safari park when my sat nav said “bear left”. It was clearly a zebra.
What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
How long does it take a man to change the toilet paper? We don't know it's never happened. What's the definition of a woman's perfect lover? A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
Will Rogers
My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel.
I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.
I'm going to get the numbers 1 through 30 tattooed up my arm.
That way people can always count on me.
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?