Things Jokes

I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. - Mark Twain
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." - Will Rogers
"When I was young, I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties, I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then, and I’m labeled senile." - George Burns
"The years between 50 and 70 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down." - T.S. Elliot
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." - Sir Norman Wisdom
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred." - Woody Allen
"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it’s such a nice change from being young." – Dorothy Canfield Fisher
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." —Woody Allen
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
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