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Tape Jokes

Mummy Puns
What does a mummy use when he needs to hide? Masking tape.
Blonde Jokes
How do you drown a blonde? Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
Tennis Puns
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least theyโ€™ll LET me hit it again.
Kangaroo Puns
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
Sports Pick Up Lines
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Duck Puns
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
Duck Tape.
Engineering Puns
I just finished my masters in engineering with a concentration in adhesives...
Within the next year I want to publish my first book on tape.
Worm Puns
How do you know you have a tape worm?
Itโ€™s comming out of your belly!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
Funny Headlines
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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