Success

What did the energy company’s CEO credit her success to?
A series of strategic power moves.
If a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to hear it..
then my illegal logging business is a success.
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”
Joe Girard
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
Success is like toilet paper; it only seems important when you don’t have it.
Richard Jeni
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Just finished my first shift as a lion impersonator.
It was a roaring success.
A boy who was born without eyelids is making national headlines as he has just undergone experimental surgery to use his foreskin to craft new eyelids. The surgery was a success and the boy is recovering perfectly. However, he will be a little cockeyed.
Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.