Strip Jokes

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turned out she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side.
If eye contact occurs, strip down and rinse off immediately.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
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