Strip Jokes

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turned out she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
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