Strip

My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turned out she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.