Still

We child-proofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
All these years of technological developments and I still haven’t seen a colour photo of a zebra.
Maternity ward nurse asked my wife if she needed to go to the bathroom.
She says, "yeah, I could stand to pee."

I said, "No, you should probably still sit so it doesn't get everywhere."
My sister asked me to hand her lipstick but i handed her a glue stick instead
She still won’t talk to me
A mime in our town was arrested yesterday after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
A person without arms and a knife in their mouth is still technically armed,
but only to the teeth.
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
Why doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job? He still ends up with the same boss.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
Your parents are the greatest comedians in the world.
They made a joke decades ago and we're all still laughing at it.
What did the man with no hands get for his christmas gift?
Gloves.

Just Joking. He still hasn't opened the gift.
My girlfriend keeps saying that a small dick is nothing to worry about.
I still wish she hadn't got one.
My favorite fruit is the pear.
Because if you have two and you eat one, you still have a pear left.