Still Jokes

My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
The neighbor's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.
But that didn't solve anything.
Now the neighbors have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Oh say can you see / by the dawn's early light / me in your bed / with last night's sweat still gleaming.
Now you don't need a p*nis to vote… but you can still borrow mine.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
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