Spirit Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented perfume.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment.
In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
“It’s like you trade the virility of the body for the agility of the spirit.” – Elizabeth Lesser
Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was looking for the holiday spirit.
The Truth About The Beatles:
John was the brain.
Paul was the heart.
George was the spirit,
and Ringo was the drummer.
“Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat’s personality is never bet on a human’s. He demands acceptance on his own terms.”

- Lloyd Alexander.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
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