Solar Jokes

I heard they sent a beer into space, destined to leave the solar system. They called it Interstella Artois.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!ā€
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
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