So Jokes

I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
"As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife."
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