So Jokes

Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
"As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife."
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
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