Slowly Jokes

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
"Babe is it in?" "Yea."
"Does it hurt?" "Uh huh."
"Let me put it in slowly."
"It still hurts."
"Okay, let's try another shoe size."
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”—Lucille Ball
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
I got fired on my first day as a car salesman.
Customer: "Cargo space?"
Me (speaking slowly): "No, not space.. Car go ROAD."
Manager: " Can I see you in my office?"
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
Baby, are you a cigarette? Cause I want to suck you all in and slowly kill myself.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
"Straight ahead for a bit then there's a sharp left, so take it slowly." I said.
"The screen is for MY benefit, Mr. Anderson," said the doctor, "and this isn't my first colonoscopy."
My marriage is slowly turning into a melon farm. I keep hearing Honeydew this, Honeydew that.
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