Slowly

"Straight ahead for a bit then there's a sharp left, so take it slowly." I said.
"The screen is for MY benefit, Mr. Anderson," said the doctor, "and this isn't my first colonoscopy."
I got fired on my first day as a car salesman.
Customer: "Cargo space?"
Me (speaking slowly): "No, not space.. Car go ROAD."
Manager: " Can I see you in my office?"
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
"Babe is it in?" "Yea."
"Does it hurt?" "Uh huh."
"Let me put it in slowly."
"It still hurts."
"Okay, let's try another shoe size."