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What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
Join us for a slice of fun.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
I got my paycheck with a lemon slice on it today...
turned out my ex-wife was garnishing my wages.
Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?
Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.