What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"