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I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
That's where he'll be found.

He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.

I own a big fat cat-
He weighs at least a ton.
He couldn't run to save his life.
Yes, he isn't much fun.

His favourite room's the kitchen.
(I'm sure we all know why.)
He eats just about everything,
So that's why, with a sigh...

I'd like to tell you, Teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped
My homework in his plate.

(By Christian M. Mitewu)
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
The world’s population is split sort of evenly between men and women, making the average human part male, part female, and a complete pain to shop for.
What TV shows are squeaky clean?
Soap Operas
Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm, Bird Study Shows.
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
What were cooking shows in ancient Egypt called:
Wok like an Egyptian.
“L.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there’s a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson — and when he shows up, they tell him there’ll be a ten-minute wait.”
Bill Maher
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus. A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions...HANDS DOWN. If you force se* on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting? you choose.
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