Why don't they galvanize ships?
Because that would make them zinc.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?
Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies.
Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
What’s a whale’s favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on? The scholar ships.
What do you call a group of lions partying on ships in Gibraltar?
A strait pride parade.