Sense Jokes

Hey, bud, are you a supermarket sample? 'Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.”

- Moby.
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
I recently learned that the Romans were renowned for their architecture.
Doesn't make much sense to me, considering it fell.
My partner was always criticising my sense of direction... So I packed up and right!
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
Woke up this morning to a tap on my door.
That plumber has some sense of humour.
“Parenting without a sense of humor is like being an accountant who sucks at math.”

- Amber Dusick.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
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