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Sense Jokes

Chocolate Pick Up Lines
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Werewolf Puns
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Funny Money Quotes
"Money is like a sixth sense โ€“ and you canโ€™t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
Literary Pick Up Lines
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Spouse Puns
My partner was always criticising my sense of direction... So I packed up and right!
Sink Puns
Woke up this morning to a tap on my door.
That plumber has some sense of humour.
Band Puns
My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Makes sense since it lives to jam.
Funny Animal Quotes
โ€œIf owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
โ€œDogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.โ€

- Moby.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Funny Parenting Quotes
โ€œParenting without a sense of humor is like being an accountant who sucks at math.โ€

- Amber Dusick.
Ancient Rome Puns
I recently learned that the Romans were renowned for their architecture.
Doesn't make much sense to me, considering it fell.
Funny Work Quotes
โ€œIf owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
โ€œAmbition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.โ€ โ€“ Charlie McCarthy
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