Rule Jokes

I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
The first rule of Tautology club is the first rule of Tautology club.
“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
Graham Norton
Why did Immanuel Kant lend his machine gun to forces plotting a military coup?
Because he willed that his Maxim could make a general rule.
The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
You know, I really liked the rule of Nero.
Rome was pretty lit at the time.
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
"Toga-ther, we can rule the world!"
An oyster from Kalamazoo
Confessed he was feeling quite blue.
For he said, "As a rule,
When the weather turns cool,
I invariably get in a stew."
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Wife: why do dad's have the worst jokes?

Me: It's a rule, dads have to have cringy jokes

Wife: Who makes those rules?

Me: The Dad Poet Society

Wife: (Groan)
Everyone remembers the common hieroglyphics grammar rule...
Eye before flea, except after sea.
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