Rule Jokes

The first rule of Tautology club is the first rule of Tautology club.
Everyone remembers the common hieroglyphics grammar rule...
Eye before flea, except after sea.
Wife: why do dad's have the worst jokes?

Me: It's a rule, dads have to have cringy jokes

Wife: Who makes those rules?

Me: The Dad Poet Society

Wife: (Groan)
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
Graham Norton
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
You know, I really liked the rule of Nero.
Rome was pretty lit at the time.
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
"Toga-ther, we can rule the world!"
An oyster from Kalamazoo
Confessed he was feeling quite blue.
For he said, "As a rule,
When the weather turns cool,
I invariably get in a stew."
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Why did Immanuel Kant lend his machine gun to forces plotting a military coup?
Because he willed that his Maxim could make a general rule.
The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
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