The first rule of Tautology club is the first rule of Tautology club.
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
Graham Norton
Why did Immanuel Kant lend his machine gun to forces plotting a military coup?
Because he willed that his Maxim could make a general rule.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Everyone remembers the common hieroglyphics grammar rule...
Eye before flea, except after sea.