What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
There once was a man from Cape Horn,
who wished he never was born.
And he wouldn't have been
if his father had seen
that the top of the rubber was torn.
Did you hear about the lowest grade of steak? It's where the rubber meats the road.
What’s black and white and bounces?
A rubber panda.
Yo Mama so ugly her mama put rubber bands on her ears so that people would think that she was only wearing a mask.
What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
I’m not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I’m not gonna die the same way.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.