Rubber Jokes

There once was a man from Cape Horn,
who wished he never was born.
And he wouldn't have been
if his father had seen
that the top of the rubber was torn.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I’m not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I’m not gonna die the same way.
Did you hear about the lowest grade of steak? It's where the rubber meats the road.
What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.”—Terry Pratchett
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
Yo Mama so ugly her mama put rubber bands on her ears so that people would think that she was only wearing a mask.
What’s black and white and bounces?
A rubber panda.
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