Round

There is a young schoolboy named Mason,
Whose mom cuts his hair with a basin.
When he stands in one place,
With a scarf round his face,
It's a mystery which way he’s facing.
The next round the wolf showed up at the butchery, he was arrested. This is because he was being tracked by the police for chop lifting.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a python."
"Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know."
What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A panda stuck in a revolving door.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
A sheep dog says to the farmer, "I'm going to round up the sheep."
The dog comes back with 50 sheep. The farmers says, "we only have 48 sheep." The dog replies, "Yea, I told you I was going to round them up."
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden.