Who invented the Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden.
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.
Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put the fish in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
I’m totally in shape. Round is a shape.
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
There is a young schoolboy named Mason,
Whose mom cuts his hair with a basin.
When he stands in one place,
With a scarf round his face,
It's a mystery which way he’s facing.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
Roses are red. Nuts are round. Skirts go up. Panties go down. Belly to belly. Skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in. se*, drugs, rock & roll; speed, weed, & birth control. Life's a bitch and then you die, so f**k the world and lets get high.