Roots Jokes

Q: Why were the two green pea plants so close?
A: They had deep roots.
There was an Old Person of Bangor,
Whose face was distorted with anger!
He tore off his boots,
And subsisted on roots,
That irascible Person of Bangor.
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
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