Relative Jokes

There was a young woman named Bright,
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
and returned on the previous night.
What do time and space have in common with family?
It's all relative.
Today I learned that Both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein married their first cousins.
For both, itโ€™s all relative.
โ€œI made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he diedโ€ โ€” Malcolm Forbes
Physics is like incest.
Itโ€™s all relative.
Whoโ€™s an appleโ€™s favorite relative?
Granny.
Roses are red, Roses are blue
Depending on their velocity relative to you
Marriage changes passion Suddenly you are in bed with a relative.
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