Reception

Two antennas got married – the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Did you hear about the two cell phones that got married?
The ceremony was so so but the reception was superb.
A Politician in the Village
A Politician in the Village A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were. "We have two basic needs honorable Sir", replied the villager leader. "Firstly, we have a hospital but no doctor." On hearing this, the politician brought out his phone, after speaking for a while he told them not worry, a doctor will be there tomorrow, and he asked for the second problem. "...secondly Sir, there is no cellphone reception anywhere in this village."