Reception Jokes

A Politician in the Village A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were. "We have two basic needs honorable Sir", replied the villager leader. "Firstly, we have a hospital but no doctor." On hearing this, the politician brought out his phone, after speaking for a while he told them not worry, a doctor will be there tomorrow, and he asked for the second problem. "...secondly Sir, there is no cellphone reception anywhere in this village."
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.

The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.

I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff

They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Did you hear about the two cell phones that got married?
The ceremony was so so but the reception was superb.
Two antennas got married – the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?

The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was boring but the reception was brilliant.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
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