Reception

Did you hear about the two cell phones that got married?
The ceremony was so so but the reception was superb.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Two antennas got married – the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.
A Politician in the Village
A Politician in the Village A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were. "We have two basic needs honorable Sir", replied the villager leader. "Firstly, we have a hospital but no doctor." On hearing this, the politician brought out his phone, after speaking for a while he told them not worry, a doctor will be there tomorrow, and he asked for the second problem. "...secondly Sir, there is no cellphone reception anywhere in this village."