Raw Jokes

Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk.
I was prepping the raw turkey for Thanksgiving dinner
It was fowl.
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
Celery, raw,
Develops the jaw,
But celery, stewed,
Is more quietly chewed.

(Ogden Nash)
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