Raw Jokes

Do you like to draw? (yeah why?) Cause I put the D in Raw.
I was prepping the raw turkey for Thanksgiving dinner
It was fowl.
Celery, raw,
Develops the jaw,
But celery, stewed,
Is more quietly chewed.

(Ogden Nash)
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Are you cookie dough?
Because I want to eat you raw.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
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