Raising

This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Why are cowboys prone to gambling?
Because they're always raising the steaks.
Why are cowboys prone to gambling?
Because they're always raising the steaks.
Good work, we’re raising your annual celery
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
How does the man help clean the house? Raising the feet, for the woman to pass the vacuum cleaner on the carpet.
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.