A crossword compiler named Moss, Who found himself quite at a loss. When asked, Why so blue? Said, I haven’t a clue I’m 2 Down to put 1 Across.
I'm papering walls in the loo, And quite frankly I haven't a clue. For the pattern's all wrong, Or the paper's too long, And I'm stuck to the toilet with glue.
There once was a girl named Zoe, She went out in her yard which was quite snowy. She ate her brother, Asked her parents for another, So they had another named Joey. There was a young lady of Kent, Whose nose was most awfully bent.
A man and his lady-love, Min, Skated out where the ice was quite thin. Had a quarrel, no doubt, For I hear they fell out, What a blessing they didn't fall in!