"I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures." - Robert Benchley
My dog is quite hip. Except when he takes a dip. He looks like a fool, when he jumps in the pool, and reminds me of a sinking ship.
A centipede was happy quite, Until a frog in fun Said, “Pray, which leg comes after which?” This raised her mind to such a pitch, She lay distracted in the ditch Considering how to run.
Tiny Chihuahua, Humongous Great Dane. The difference between them Is really quite plain. Feisty Chihuahua Will yap-yap and yip. If he doesn't like you, You may get a nip! Gentle Great Dane Has a powerful bite, But never would nip you. She's much too polite. Great Dane finds the carpet A fine place to nap. Chihuahua loves curling Right up in your lap. Their owners would have Some cause for dismay If each dog behaved In the opposite way!