Put Jokes

“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
"I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror." - Cherie Lunghi
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
"When we put vegetables up for the winter, we use jars, but we call it canning. I find that jarring. And uncanny."
– Greg Tamblyn
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
“Every day is National Donut Day if you put your mind to it.”
― Unknown
My girlfriend brought 50,000 bees and put them in our backyard.
She's a keeper.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
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