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My girlfriend brought 50,000 bees and put them in our backyard.
She's a keeper.
"When we put vegetables up for the winter, we use jars, but we call it canning. I find that jarring. And uncanny."
– Greg Tamblyn
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
“Every day is National Donut Day if you put your mind to it.”
― Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
"I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror." - Cherie Lunghi
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
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