Put Jokes

Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
"I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror." - Cherie Lunghi
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
"When we put vegetables up for the winter, we use jars, but we call it canning. I find that jarring. And uncanny."
– Greg Tamblyn
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
“Every day is National Donut Day if you put your mind to it.”
― Unknown
You put the "ass" in "casserole"
I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
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