How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.