Polar Jokes

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
What would you rather be, a polar bear or a little otter. A little (h)otter
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About 1,000 miles.
What type of hairstyle is popular with polar bears?
Frosted tips.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
Two white bears got married, but soon ended up unhappy and got divorced.
It’s as if they were polar opposites.
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