How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About 1,000 miles.
What would you rather be, a polar bear or a little otter. A little (h)otter
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
Who is a polar bear’s favorite musician?
What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
Why did the two bears break up at the North Pole?
They were polar opposites.