Point Jokes

I've decided to stop being a fork and become a spoon.
I just woke up one day and didn't see the point anymore.
“Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.” – Will Rogers
Thanksgiving Dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas Dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to see it
From the turkey's point of view.

Sunday Dinner isn't sunny
Easter Feasts are just bad luck
When you see it from the viewpoint
Of a chicken or a duck.

Oh how I once loved tuna salad
Pork and Lobsters-- lamb chops too
Till I stopped and looked at dinner
From the dinner's point of view.

(Shel Silverstein)
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
At what point will you love to change your bulbs the most?
When sparks fly.
What's you dew point?
“As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.”—Jean Ferris
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I think not!"
POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am.

But to explain the concept beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
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