Point

What's the difference between a knife and an argument with a man?
The knife has a point.
Why are unicorns considered to be among the most impatient mammals? They’re quick to get to the point.
At what point will you love to change your bulbs the most?
When sparks fly.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I think not!"
POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am.

But to explain the concept beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”
W. C. Fields
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
When he was chewing the skeleton, the wolf got to a point and laughed. I guess that was the funny bone.
There was a Young Lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin.
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
There was a Young Lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin;
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are molesters, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away.

"AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Why did the man keep going in circles? He didn't get the point.
What's the difference between a knife and an argument with a man?
The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a knife and an argumentative man?
A knife has a point.