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What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone?
Bisaxual.
What do you call a cow that plays the saxophone? A blues moo-sician.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.
Mt. Rushmore!
My band only plays dog whistles.
You've probably never heard us.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What do you call a Pharaoh who plays the trumpet? Tootin'khamun.
I asked my musician friend if he plays by ear.
He said, "Yes, it's a violin. That is how you hold it."
I made a fiddle from a squash yesterday...
... i think it's broken, it only plays gourd vibrations.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life, it would be pretty sh**ty without it.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What do you call a berry that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity!
What do you call an annoying person who plays the trumpet?
A brasshole.
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