Plays

What do you call a pear who plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
A man who plays golf to forget about work will soon go to work to forget about golf.
What do you call a owl dance party that only plays folk music?
A hootenanny.
Yo Mama so short she plays soccer with atoms.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.