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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life, it would be pretty sh**ty without it.
What do you call a Pharaoh who plays the trumpet? Tootin'khamun.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What do you call a berry that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity!
What do you call an annoying person who plays the trumpet?
A brasshole.
I asked my musician friend if he plays by ear.
He said, "Yes, it's a violin. That is how you hold it."
I made a fiddle from a squash yesterday...
... i think it's broken, it only plays gourd vibrations.
Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.
Mt. Rushmore!
My band only plays dog whistles.
You've probably never heard us.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone?
Bisaxual.
What do you call a cow that plays the saxophone? A blues moo-sician.
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