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A cowboy is walking down main street in nothing but his boots and hat...
Shortly after he got into town, a sheriff stops him.

"Sir, why in the hell are you walkin down the street naked as a jaybird?"

"I can explain! See I met this girl named Sally. Well, I took her back to my place and she took her shirt off... So I took off mine. Then she took her pants off... And I took off mine. She whipped off her britches... And I slipped outta mine.

"After that she laid down and hollered, 'Go to town cowboy!'

"So here I am."
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
A zebra is the safest place to cross the road. Unless you are actually a zebra.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy.
I had a birth defect where they had to relocate my heart
I guess you could say my heart wasn't in the right place.
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.
‪I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
“The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.”
Scott Adams
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
My dad gave me a Walmart gift card for my birthday
Then he said "Don't spend it all in one place.
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
For you men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember... that's where the knives are kept.
Why are women so irritable? Because men are so irritating.
Where’s a dolphin’s favorite place to drink?
A dive bar!