Place Jokes

You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
"Never order barbecue in a place that also serves quiche."
— Lewis Grizzard
Gardening question: Does anyone know a good place where I can buy a fern? Asking for a frond.
I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow.
When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!
Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy...
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast too.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
A weed is a plant that is not only in the wrong place but intends to stay.”
— Sara Stein
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
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