Place

For you men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember... that's where the knives are kept.
A zebra is the safest place to cross the road. Unless you are actually a zebra.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
My dad gave me a Walmart gift card for my birthday.
Then he said "Don't spend it all in one place."
“The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.”
Scott Adams
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy.
I had a birth defect where they had to relocate my heart
I guess you could say my heart wasn't in the right place.
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
Where’s a dolphin’s favorite place to drink?
A dive bar!
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
A cowboy is walking down main street in nothing but his boots and hat...
Shortly after he got into town, a sheriff stops him.

"Sir, why in the hell are you walkin down the street naked as a jaybird?"

"I can explain! See I met this girl named Sally. Well, I took her back to my place and she took her shirt off... So I took off mine. Then she took her pants off... And I took off mine. She whipped off her britches... And I slipped outta mine.

"After that she laid down and hollered, 'Go to town cowboy!'

"So here I am."
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
‪I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."