Pillow

Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? So he could have sweet dreams. What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.
Q: Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling all stuffed up!
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
All men are afraid of eyelash curlers; I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
Rita Rudner
What's worse than seeing a spider run over your pillow?
Hearing it run over your pillow.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
I thought I'd keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first it wet the bed.
What do you call it when a pillow hits its head?
A concushion.