Pillow

What do you call it when a pillow hits its head?
A concushion.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What's worse than seeing a spider run over your pillow?
Hearing it run over your pillow.
All men are afraid of eyelash curlers; I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
Rita Rudner
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
I thought I'd keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first it wet the bed.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? So he could have sweet dreams. What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.
Q: Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling all stuffed up!