Phones

What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phones home.
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Hermit crabs’ house phones were always shell phones

My two pet crabs have very different personalities. One is always in a good mood, but the other can be a bit of a grump.
Their names are crabA and crabB
Did you hear about the two cell phones that got married?
The ceremony was so so but the reception was superb.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!