Pen Jokes

Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo.
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw blood.
A proctologist is about to write a something on his patient's notes but when he goes to take his pen out of his pocket he realizes it's actually his thermometer that's there.

He says, "Darn, some a**hole has my pen."
Who used to run pen & paper RPGs in 1st century BC Rome?
The Carpe DM
I found a pen that writes underwater.
It writes other words too.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?
It would be total bedlam!!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
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