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I found a pen that writes underwater.
It writes other words too.
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw blood.
Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?
It would be total bedlam!!
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
A proctologist is about to write a something on his patient's notes but when he goes to take his pen out of his pocket he realizes it's actually his thermometer that's there.

He says, "Darn, some a**hole has my pen."
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.