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I found a pen that writes underwater.
It writes other words too.
A proctologist is about to write a something on his patient's notes but when he goes to take his pen out of his pocket he realizes it's actually his thermometer that's there.

He says, "Darn, some a**hole has my pen."
Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?
It would be total bedlam!!
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw blood.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.