Pass

If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Man: "I’ve had really bad gas lately." Doctor: D"on’t worry, it will pass."
I ate the exam paper
Which means that sooner or later I will pass the test
What do you call a connection between two points in space-time through which only dragons can pass?
A wyrmhole.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Two condoms are walking down the street...
They pass a gay bar and one condom says to the other "hey, do you wanna get shit-faced?"
How does the man help clean the house? Raising the feet, for the woman to pass the vacuum cleaner on the carpet.
Older women to her friend about remarrying, “When I pass away I want my husband to be so upset he has to drop out of college.”
I went on a date with a Chess World Champion the other night.
It took her about 10 minutes to pass the salt.
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
What do you call a connection between two points in space-time through which only dragons can pass?
A wyrmhole.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
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