The theoretic turtle started out to see the toad; He came to a stop at a liberty-pole in the middle of the road. โNow how, in the name of the spouting whale,โ the indignant turtle cried, โCan I climb this perpendicular cliff, and get on the other side? If I only could make a big balloon, Iโd lightly over it fly; Or a very long ladder might reach the top, though it does look fearfully high. If a beaver were in my place, heโd gnaw a passage through with his teeth; I canโt do that, but I can dig a tunnel and pass beneath.โ He was digging his tunnel, with might and main, when a dog looked down at the hole. โThe easiest way, my friend,โ said he, โis to walk around the pole.โ
"Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once." - Dave Barry
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by. The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?" The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination." "Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked. Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them. "Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
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