Parts

Why is your foot more special than your other body parts? Because they have their own soul. What is heavy forward but not backward? Ton.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
Exasperated, I threw my hands up in the air and shouted at my wife, "I'm not a complete idiot!" She smiled at me and purred, "I know honey."
"Some parts are missing."
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.