Parts

Exasperated, I threw my hands up in the air and shouted at my wife, "I'm not a complete idiot!" She smiled at me and purred, "I know honey."
"Some parts are missing."
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Why is your foot more special than your other body parts? Because they have their own soul. What is heavy forward but not backward? Ton.
What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!