Parts Jokes

I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Exasperated, I threw my hands up in the air and shouted at my wife, "I'm not a complete idiot!" She smiled at me and purred, "I know honey."
"Some parts are missing."
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Why is your foot more special than your other body parts? Because they have their own soul. What is heavy forward but not backward? Ton.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
What do you call someone who labels jars of body parts?
An organiser.
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
I'm studying the meaning of couches in different parts of the world.
It's really PhillySOFAcal.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation.
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